You definitely show your age on your chest. There are very few things that are as unattractive as leather. It was Coco Chanel who first showed up with a tan, therefore encouraging a generation of beautiful women to do the same. Look at us now, we are a crate of oranges, a bag of Cheetos, and a closet full of leather jackets. Lucky us, there is nothing sexier than looking like an old shoe.
It is just damned hideous. Women spend hours in the sun just so they can look like an orange peel.
Dare I mention melanoma? Do I mention that skin cancer affects one in five? So for every five Oompa Loompas you see, one of them will get skin cancer.
Call me snowflake, call me white bread, call me pale Gail, but you will never call me “the girl that died from skin cancer”.
Did you tan today? Good for you, those are some sexy, wrinkled, orange, freckled breasts you have. Don’t go turning me on now.