My next guy is gonna be sober, or so I keep telling myself. Have yet to figure out where in this pub are the sober guys!! I was pretty excited about the influx of new people, until I had a look at them. More geezers, drunkards, and slobs. You know how I love me some slobs.
Do you meet men at work? I would, but I work for a pretty small company, with cameras everywhere. And really, like any of them are sober.
Maybe I should find me a guy in politics. They’re usually sober with a good head on their shoulders.
Aww damn, where is Mayor Ford when you need him. “Haaaay”