Like prison? There is a picture going around of a criminal whose picture is melting the hearts of women everywhere. I don’t understand what women see in “The Criminal”. I understand “The Bad Boy”, “The Biker”, and, must not forget “The Carney” (men who operate carnival rides are hawt, if you like the clap)… Ohhhhhh, I am so back in my teens right now.

I don’t get the deal with this guy. He is a filthy loser, get some standards ladies.

**gets a flat tire outside the prison.
“Haaaay”