I find that one of the worst things about being single is people trying to guess who I’m dating. Trust me, if I talk to someone it’s not because I’m dating him. It’s not because I want to date him. Really. I promise, as soon as I start dating, everyone will know. Until then, kindly zip it.
People assume that because I’m single, I’m looking for anyone, that I’m desperate, that I’m a big loser. Not true. That’s maybe how they felt when they were single, but that’s not me.
That doesn’t stop me, though, from saying when I think guys are hot. Most are. Watching good looking people is one of my favourite things to do. I also have as much fun watching crazy people, skanky people and old people. Find me a crazy, old skank and I’m in eye candy heaven!
On another note, I can’t put my legs over my head anymore. (Speaking of crazy, old skanks)