Are you doing your Kegels? Not me, for twenty years, I’ve just done one long kegel. The best part of starting these exercises in your twenties, is that by forty you’d think everything would be working..
Guess what? I can’t sneeze or cough or yawn without peeing my pants. So what was the point of the one long kegel? No one knows.
So now, instead of tightening my vagina, I’m going to spend the next twenty years tightening my chicken neck.
I just need a cute name for the exercise and I’m all set.
How about Negels?