Bitter is for the young. I’m not bitter, I’m smart, cautious and honest. I’m not bitter!!!! I start every relationship new, like I don’t hate men, even. I truly don’t. Men rock, they smell great, they work hard and some of them truly are capable of love. I know! I’m surprised too.
Where are these sumbitches? Well, they’ve likely been snapped up by the luckiest girl in the world, or worse, a bitter (I’m not bitter) woman who doesn’t appreciate how good she has it and he’s currently sleeping on the couch in the basement. (That’s so hot, poor guy) ***debates on looking through suburban basement windows.
Maybe I won’t look in the windows.
**car breaks down outside a library, great, high school boys! “Haaaaay!!!!”