Bitter? Who me? Aren’t you adorable!

Bitter is for the young. I’m not bitter, I’m smart, cautious and honest. I’m not bitter!!!! I start every relationship new, like I don’t hate men, even. I truly don’t. Men rock, they smell great, they work hard and some of them truly are capable of love. I know! I’m surprised too.

Where are these sumbitches? Well, they’ve likely been snapped up by the luckiest girl in the world, or worse, a bitter (I’m not bitter) woman who doesn’t appreciate how good she has it and he’s currently sleeping on the couch in the basement. (That’s so hot, poor guy) ***debates on looking through suburban basement windows.

Maybe I won’t look in the windows.

**car breaks down outside a library, great, high school boys! “Haaaaay!!!!”
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4 thoughts on “Bitter? Who me? Aren’t you adorable!

  1. Well, a lot of people call me a “good man,” though I swear I didn’t pay them to. I have been married twice, and both fizzled out quickly. My second wife even told my Dad the marriage would be “forever,” who knew forever only lasted a year or so?
    These experiences have ruined any thought of trying again for me. I’m content being a hermit, a recluse, a dirty old man… wait, did I just say that?

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