Decorative Pubic Hair

So way back in the day, I was looking through a magazine (Pubic Hair Monthly) and there was a woman with a strawberry dyed into her pubic hair. This was one of the ugliest vaginas I’d ever seen. Bright red hair, with a bright green leafy top.

It’s giving me ideas though, crazy, inventive and possibly gross ideas.

Perhaps you could shave AC/DC into it, or any other band favorite. KISS would love to be forever immortalized into your pubic hair, I’m sure of it.

Why not the CN Tower, Niagara Falls, or another great tourist attraction.

Why not shave it like a chocolate chip, or a cactus, or like a Dairy Queen ice cream cone with the little swirl.

Scratch and sniff pubic hair, anyone? Anyone?

 

 

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