It’s a little out there, but what the hell. They say the cologne you wear will stick in a mans head, and whenever he smells it, he thinks of you.
Solution: Bacon
I slathered myself up with bacon grease. Not so much that I’m all shiny, just enough for the super bacon aromas. Men love bacon, and the ones that don’t can just keep walking. The last thing I need is a gluten free, vegan health nut.
Why are so many stupid dogs chasing me? Help!!
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Maybe if you toss the grease up in the air and then walk into it as it comes down….😁 you know…gracefully…like walking through a mist of rain…except it’s bacon grease….
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Yes, but very fat men will be chasing you, too.
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Love em!!!
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Yeah but they’re fat men so she can out run them if she wants to 🏃🏼
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You just guaranteed that I would think of you anytime I smell bacon. Also when dogs crawl on me. Both these things happen pretty often. Are you trying to get me to stalk you or something?
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Hahaha aw that’s awesome
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Bacon really…hilariously funny run to the nearest exit I would not stop just keep on going. Laughing out loud as my dog Sweetie eat his Bacon.
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haha thank you 🙂
By the way, the people at Maple Leaf Foods have read this 😀
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Great, a whole lot of people will be buying Bacon @ Maple Leaf foods I imagine.
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ha, they are the kings of bacon round here 🙂
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I’ve tried this and I’ve tried the vanilla also
I didn’t have any luck with either how about you
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