Breaking the cycle is hard.
Do I start trolling car lots to flirt with the metrosexual car salesman? Nope. He’s wearing more product than me.
Do I start following the parades around town looking for cute band geeks? Maybe.
Do I go to juice bars and look for a cute bicyclist? Nope, his super tight bike shorts leave nothing to the imagination.
Oh look!!! My car is broken down in front of the shelter!!! Come at me boys!!!!!