I hate to say it, and I don’t know what it means, but I see penis everywhere. I see penis in the pattern of everything I look at. Whether it be bathroom tile, the ceiling, clouds, there it is… penis.
It’s ok though, I don’t mind seeing penis in everything I look at. I’m wondering if the tile manufacturers deliberately add hidden penises in everything, or has my imagination made everything a penis.
You know you have a problem when you see penis in the stars.